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johnwayne
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 4:20 am Reply with quote Back to top

ok here we go ..

You might be a noob if ...
youre an engineer and try to fix the north gun after it is blown


I bet some other folks have a few of these to add
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Bloodofmullet
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:24 am Reply with quote Back to top

You try multiple times to revive with a blue needle....
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:38 am Reply with quote Back to top

not the best but u try to give health packs to someone with full hp and also requesting ammo not health.
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PeteZahut
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:49 am Reply with quote Back to top

Bloodofmullet wrote:
You try multiple times to revive with a blue needle....


I've seen that several times from the most pro-dummies and it's pretty saddening.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

....your a fops and sit in the spawn and make air strike calls in the rare hope of getting a kill...
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:30 pm Reply with quote Back to top

oh yeah heres another one

you die as much as johnwayne and still think youre good at ET
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 12:28 am Reply with quote Back to top

sometimes say im the best for make killing spree

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:26 am Reply with quote Back to top

johnwayne wrote:
You might be a noob if ...



...most of your rifle grenades are fired at close range, causing them to bounce back and kill you.


...you 90-degree your mortar more than once.


...over half your deaths are self-inflicted.


...most of the people running from your air strikes are wearing the same color uniform as you are.

--and, lastly--

...you think you can get away with hacking and cheating while on LZ servers!!

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 4:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

... you use adrenaline before any fight.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:43 pm Reply with quote Back to top

MobDylan wrote:
... you use adrenaline before any fight.


Does that mean that "If you EVER use adrenaline before ANY fight, you're a noob"?
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Does it mean, "If you never enter a fight without drenning first, you're a noob"?

Just wanted that clarified a tad. Mr. Green

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

if u make a mistake and u say to yourself.. Idea gezz that was NOOB!! Rolling Eyes Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:07 am Reply with quote Back to top

Before you enter a fight, you shoot up with dren first...
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:57 am Reply with quote Back to top

Here's one that is not that "noob" but still might qualify. You are an engy and you are laying mines in certain areas and just when u get done with an area your own team mates arty blows you into them and you "failed to spot his own landmine" or during a firefight you accidentally run some over.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 6:27 am Reply with quote Back to top

Rexinator wrote:
Here's one that is not that "noob" but still might qualify. You are an engy and you are laying mines in certain areas and just when u get done with an area your own team mates arty blows you into them and you "failed to spot his own landmine" or during a firefight you accidentally run some over.


Yeah, but that's funny to watch sometimes. Smile Nothing like watching an engie flying backwards, dragging his heels across a handful of multi-mine plants (3-4 per spot) and setting them all off and getting blown into the next campaign. Not so noob, but still fun to watch. Smile

And then, there's the Field Ops who calls artillery 2-3 times in a row (I've done this) and die, switch to a (_insert_class_here_) engie, for example, and run through the spot where the arty was just called. Pretty noobish when you kill yourself, but if you make it through, it can be a semi-effective curtain of cover fire when you can't get any other help.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:43 am Reply with quote Back to top

you set several dynos in your spawn then switch teams
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